Thursday, July 10, 2008

You know you have a child with special needs when.....

I got this off my friend's blog. I had to share............

You know you have a child with special needs when...by Carol AnCel

You compare ER's instead of grocery stores.

You compare your child's oxygen saturations.

You view toys as "therapy".

You don't take a new day for granted.

You teach your child HOW to pull things out of the cupboard, off the bookcases, and that feeding the dog from the table is fun.

The clothes your infant wore last fall still fit her this fall.

Everything is an educational opportunity instead of just having plain old fun.

You cheer instead of scold when they blow bubbles in their juice while sitting at the dinner table(that's speech therapy), smear ketchup all over their high chair (that's OT), or throw their toys (that's PT).

You also don't mind if your child goes through the house tooting a tin whistle.

You fired at least 3 pediatricians and can teach your family doctor a thing or two.

You can name at least 3 genes on chromosome 21. (You really know your toast if you can spell the full names correctly)

You have been told you are "in denial" by at least 3 medical or therapy professionals. This makes you laugh!

You have that incredible sinking feeling that you've forgotten SOMETHING on those few days that you don't have some sort of appointment somewhere!

You get irritated when friends with healthy kids complain about ONE sleepless night when they're child is ill!

Your vocabulary consists of all the letters OT, PT, SP, ASD, VSD, IFSP, etc.

You keep your appointment with the specialist even though a tropical storm is raging because you just want to get this one over with.....you waited 8 months to get it.....and besides, no one else will be there!

Fighting and wrestling with siblings is considered PT.

Speech therapy occurs in the tub with a sibling.

When potty training is complete, you take out a full page public notice in the Washington Post.

When the Doctors/Specialist/ Hospitals etc. all know you by your name without referring to your chart.

You keep a daily growth chart.

You calculate monthly statistics for the number of times your child vomits, and did this for more then one year.

You phone all your friends when your child sits up for the first time, at age two.

With a big smile on your face you tell a stranger that your four year old just started walking last week.

Her medical file is several inches thick and growing.

You have a new belief.....that angels live with us on earth.

thanks Stacy for sharing this on your blog!! It made me smile.

3 comments:

  1. "You cheer instead of scold when they blow bubbles in their juice" This one was cute. Although I have still been caught blowing bubbles in my chocolate milk. LOL Guess thats the goofy kid in me.

    "You fired at least 3 pediatricians and can teach your family doctor a thing or two."--That's one of the best!

    Good post. Great eye opener.

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  2. I know we could add a few more thinkgs to the list. Glad that it made you smile.

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  3. Hej Kalen
    I was just googling around at Mexico City Airport and I found you!!!

    GREAT FAMILY you seem very Happy!!!


    Remember the Mexican Exchange Student at Middletown High?

    send me an email lets keep in touch!!

    ruben.dominguez@gmodelo.com.mx
    Yes I work for Corona!!!

    If you're not the same Kalen I met don't worry I wont Harass u
    Got to Run!!
    Cheers
    Ruben

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